Somebody is havin' a party

Somebody in this apartment complex is hosting a party and they sure are loud.

In fact, they're ALL potted, pickled and pie-eyed, plastered, polluted and pixilated. Smashed, soshed and stinko.

I'm ready for them ALL to leave and go to their respective homes.

(Of course, I never went to a drunken party when I was young, but that's different. That was then and this is now.)

I do miss having a house.

A Joke from my Cousin... She's Always Sending me Crap, but I Love Her Anyway

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

The Red Moon

It was rainy and cloudy here all day yesterday and last night, but the clouds finally did part for a moment about 9:00 PM Pacific Time allowing us to see the moon (it really was red just like the one in the images below), and it was truly an awesome sight.)

There is something very primal about looking up at the moon.

For those who were not able to see it:

Photos from Universidad de Sonora, Mexico

Craziness

Poor Johnny had to get up at the crack of dawn for work this morning. I barely remember him even leaving, but when he called to tell me that he'd arrived there, it was an hour later than he thought. He was pretty disgusted.

He spent 3 hours in freeway traffic to take care of Attack #3 of the BumbleFuck

An Old Joke For You

A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer... and McDonald's for making them fat."

The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."

The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing, too."

The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's or the tobacco companies?"

The man says, "Neither. I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."

Ba-da-boom. *Crash*

String Bill Gates up by his go-betweens !!!!

Yep, that's what I wrote.

A Microsoft XP Professional Service Pack 1 patch has messed up one of my very important folders.

Blog What ??

Ya know how you can go randomly from one blog to another just by following the little *clicky* in the upper right-hand corner that reads (appropriately enough), Next Blog.

Well, being a bit bored just now, I decided to do
some blog surfin'-- going from one blog to the next and the next.

*Click*

-- "Voter fraud. So, what else is new ?"

*Click*

-- "Bor-ring"

*Click*

-- "Geez...Honey, I hate to tell you, but if you can't write by the age of 21, you sure as hell ain't gonna make it into Law School."

*Click*

-- "I can't read that language."

*Click*

--"Get a life, you pathetic moron !"

*Click*

Yawn "Aliens and Ghosts ?? O-kay. Ho-hum."

*Click*

-- "Yeah, lady...we all need more money."

*Click*

-- "I can't read that language either."

*Click*

--"OMG. What da hell...?? OMG. Is that an oochie-coochie stuck right out there in front of God and everybody ?" Dang.

I scrolled down. Had to.

"OMG. What IS she doing ?"

*Click*

Geez-Louize. Porn has moved from my Bulk Mail right into the Wonderful World of Blogland.

Bigtime. :-)

Mushy Stuff Alert - You May Not Want to Look

I have the sweetest man.

An example: Late this afternoon I was feeling bad and fell asleep before John even got home.

Dishes had been left in the sink (yep, it happens) and no food had been cooked for him.

Well, I did defrost the chicken. Yay for me !!

John didn't even awaken me when he arrived home.

Rather after a long, hard day of work, he rolled up his shirt sleeves and washed the dishes by hand. Then he cooked a wonderful supper which was waiting for me when I finally awoke.

It was all prepared and ready to eat...just like... Take-out.

:-D

Heck, he even taped the Presidential Debate for me.

If You've Never Been to a Southern Bar...

Haha. The Internet has everything. Well, at night anyway.

Now, I would say that this bar is only 'on the cusp' of bein' truly Southern, but hey ... it's close enough. :-)

Hog Cam

Oh, I'm just waitin' to see two redneck gals decide to duke it out.

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Tonight there's some okay blues goin' on... and a whole lotta drunk guys.

Oh, Gawd... a guy in shorts with black socks !!

Now we got dancin' !! Uh, dancin' that's toooo fast for the music...

There's a guy tokin' too.

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John just told me, "You know what's sadder than being there ?"

{long pause}

"Watching."

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He just doesn't get the Southern thang.

Let's Play Peek-a-Boo

My Johnny is a genius.

Warning: This is a only a gif file (albeit one with over 800 frames that lasts 25 seconds), therefore, we recommend that you do not try this link with Dial-up unless you wanna long wait. ;-)

Amazingly, it works better with Mozilla than with Explorer (which for some reason, displays this in sloooowww motion.)

Peek-a-Boo

Illusory Consciousness

It is my belief that our President is far-removed from reality. He inhabits a 'fanciful world' (which exists within his mind and within the minds of the ultra-Christian, fanatical 'buds' among his advisors).

There's a name for that, too... Illusory Consciousness.

There are others as well who are using him* for their own ends.


*Bush is merely the affable front man. I must admit that he is an entertaining person, and I probably would like him personally if I were to meet him. He should not, however, be the U.S. President.

Sometimes... You Just Gotta Laugh

Funny stuff:

JibJab.com

Check out "Good to be in DC" and "This Land" :-D

From Baby to Babe Magnet

I think my oldest son has become a Babe Magnet.

Okay, I can handle that (maybe), but I just have one little-bitty question.

--Where were all the cute, perky girls when he was a studious, lonely kid in high school ??

--Where were the hot chicks when he was struggling with two jobs while going to college full-time trying to earn two degrees ??

--Where were all the 'interested' women when he was working a full-time night job plus teaching History during the day at the university??

--Where were They when he was in Law School with barely a nickel to his name ??

I don't know where all those girls/chicks/ladies/women were back then, but I sure as hell know where they are now.

They're in Boston-- chasing my son !!

Bees to a Honey with Money.

Citizen Microsoft

Couldn't sleep again last night.

Engaged in a bit of internet digression and found myself reading some online articles.

Here's an especially good one that's certain to make you angry even if you don't already despise the corporation known as Microsoft.*

Citizen Microsoft

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*Some MS products are very good:

In fact, I actually prefer IE to the clunky, slow but safe {yawn} Mozilla Firefox; however, because I do like IE, I've been forced to:

1) alter the manner in which I surf (IE only for sites I feel are safe... googling is definitely done by Firefox :-( arrgh *clunk* *clank* "Hurry the frick up already !!"

2) alter the IE Security settings (I'm now annoyingly alerted every single darn time Active X wants to run something... yada-yada-yada)

3) add even more programs (Ad-aware, Spybot Search and Destroy, Norton Anti-virus) that I'm forced to use if I want to protect my computer from the bad guys out there who wish to simply screw up my computer or add their crap for marketing purposes...those who wish to spy (I've got a story concerning that one I'll write about one day when I'm feeling energetic) ... those who wish to literally see my keystrokes and steal my passwords in order to clean out my bank account (hahahaha...they won't get much, but damnit, it's still my money...not theirs) or go on a shopping spree with my credit cards (now there's a scary thought).

Eruption

Mt. St. Helens erupted today.

I'm also going to erupt soon.

Think I need to start a new... something.

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"The Birth, Life and Eruptive History of an Aging Belle" ???


Will it play in Peoria ?